talkin to ur crush like
pls don’t pretend that you love me and then go away
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
well no wonder why it was in the thrift store
but shit it was 99 cents
how dare you not notice me while i ignore you