newzealandprince:

if ur laptop doesnt smell like fire then ur losing 

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caseyanthonyofficial:

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

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I know what makes him cry and I know what makes him cum. So I win.
My co-worker, on her ex. (via salveaplath)

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gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.


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Cuddling with you would be perfect right now.
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so-personal:

everything personal

so-personal:

everything personal

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metahumer:

thug life more like ugh life


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narcotic:

really all i want is for someone to feel the same way about me as i do for them 


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greetings:

when they mess up your order but end up giving you extra food for free


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porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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flewor:

*waits for dealer to text me first*


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slydig:

why be rude when you can be nude 


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so-personal:

everything personal

so-personal:

everything personal

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taco-bell-rey:

when people who can’t sing never stop singing

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