if ur laptop doesnt smell like fire then ur losing
When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage
last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.
really all i want is for someone to feel the same way about me as i do for them
when they mess up your order but end up giving you extra food for free
When you fuck something up first thing in the morning
when people who can’t sing never stop singing